How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-cooked eggs.
What do you call the door to a chicken barn?
The hen-trance.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
Why did the chicken go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?
An alarm cluck.
What do chickens study in school?
Eggonomics.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
The chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances.
The police suspect fowl play.
I ate an omelette for breakfast…
but I’m still feeling peckish.
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
How did the headless chicken cross the road?
In a KFC bucket.
Why don’t chickens wear pants?
Their peckers are on their face.
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.
What kind of tree does a chicken come from?
A poul-tree.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?
A dirty double-crossing chicken.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?
An eggs-traterrestrial.
How do you know if it's too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
What do chickens call school tests?
Eggs-aminations.
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A poultry-geist.
What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie?
A chick flick.
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
Why do chickens rinse their mouth out with soap?
Because of all the fowl language.
I don't agree with battery hens.
Surely they'd lay bigger eggs if they were plugged into the mains.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?
The Cluck o’the Irish!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
He wanted to get to the other slide.
What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?
A Hensemble.
When do chickens go to bed?
Half past hen!
What do you get if you cross a chicken with an alarm?
An alarm cluck.
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
I have no idea how to raise chickens.
I think I’ll just wing it.
When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder.
They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
“You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours!”
Is chicken soup good for your health?
Not if you’re the chicken.
How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
In a HEN-velope!
What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, look what marma-laid!
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
What kind tree grows chickens?
Poultry.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
Why can’t a rooster ever get rich?
Because he works for chicken feed.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
Because it wanted to lay it on the line.
What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
It was egg-spelled.
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