What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A poultry-geist.
What do you call the door to a chicken barn?
The hen-trance.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
Is chicken soup good for your health?
Not if you’re the chicken.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.
Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Fry-Day.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
Why don’t chickens wear pants?
Their peckers are on their face.
What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
It was egg-spelled.
Why did the chicken go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
She lays hand gren-eggs.
The chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances.
The police suspect fowl play.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?
A dirty double-crossing chicken.
How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-cooked eggs.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with an alarm?
An alarm cluck.
How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
I have no idea how to raise chickens.
I think I’ll just wing it.
When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder.
They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
“You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours!”
Why can’t a rooster ever get rich?
Because he works for chicken feed.
Why do chickens rinse their mouth out with soap?
Because of all the fowl language.
How do you know if it's too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
I don't agree with battery hens.
Surely they'd lay bigger eggs if they were plugged into the mains.
How did the headless chicken cross the road?
In a KFC bucket.
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
When do chickens go to bed?
Half past hen!
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
What kind of tree does a chicken come from?
A poul-tree.
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
Because it wanted to lay it on the line.
I ate an omelette for breakfast…
but I’m still feeling peckish.
What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
Hen-durance.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, look what marma-laid!
How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
In a HEN-velope!
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
What do chickens study in school?
Eggonomics.
What kind tree grows chickens?
Poultry.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?
An alarm cluck.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it already had drumsticks.
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road?
Poultry in motion.
What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?
A Hensemble.
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