The chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances.
The police suspect fowl play.
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
She was no spring chicken.
What kind of tree does a chicken come from?
A poul-tree.
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
Because it wanted to lay it on the line.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road?
Poultry in motion.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
Hen-durance.
I have no idea how to raise chickens.
I think I’ll just wing it.
I don't agree with battery hens.
Surely they'd lay bigger eggs if they were plugged into the mains.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be.
What kind tree grows chickens?
Poultry.
What do chickens study in school?
Eggonomics.
When do chickens go to bed?
Half past hen!
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
He wanted to get to the other slide.
Why can’t a rooster ever get rich?
Because he works for chicken feed.
How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-cooked eggs.
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
“You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours!”
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.
How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
In a HEN-velope!
What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, look what marma-laid!
Is chicken soup good for your health?
Not if you’re the chicken.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
How did the headless chicken cross the road?
In a KFC bucket.
What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
It was egg-spelled.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder.
They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
She lays hand gren-eggs.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?
A dirty double-crossing chicken.
Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Fry-Day.
Why don’t chickens wear pants?
Their peckers are on their face.
How do you know if it's too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?
The Cluck o’the Irish!
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
I ate an omelette for breakfast…
but I’m still feeling peckish.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it already had drumsticks.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?
An eggs-traterrestrial.
Why do chickens rinse their mouth out with soap?
Because of all the fowl language.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with an alarm?
An alarm cluck.