Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
The chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances.
The police suspect fowl play.
What do chickens call school tests?
Eggs-aminations.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
What do chickens study in school?
Eggonomics.
How do you know if it's too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
I have no idea how to raise chickens.
I think I’ll just wing it.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road?
Poultry in motion.
What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie?
A chick flick.
What do you call the door to a chicken barn?
The hen-trance.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
She lays hand gren-eggs.
How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.
I don't agree with battery hens.
Surely they'd lay bigger eggs if they were plugged into the mains.
What kind tree grows chickens?
Poultry.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
In a HEN-velope!
I ate an omelette for breakfast…
but I’m still feeling peckish.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
He wanted to get to the other slide.
Why did the chicken go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
What kind of tree does a chicken come from?
A poul-tree.
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A poultry-geist.
How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-cooked eggs.
What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?
A Hensemble.
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
Because it wanted to lay it on the line.
What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, look what marma-laid!
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
When do chickens go to bed?
Half past hen!
Is chicken soup good for your health?
Not if you’re the chicken.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
She was no spring chicken.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?
An eggs-traterrestrial.
What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
It was egg-spelled.
What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
Hen-durance.
How did the headless chicken cross the road?
In a KFC bucket.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it already had drumsticks.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be.
Why don’t chickens wear pants?
Their peckers are on their face.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with an alarm?
An alarm cluck.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?
A dirty double-crossing chicken.
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?
An alarm cluck.
Why do chickens rinse their mouth out with soap?
Because of all the fowl language.
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