What do you call a chicken that crosses the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it already had drumsticks.
I have no idea how to raise chickens.
I think I’ll just wing it.
When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder.
They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.
How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-cooked eggs.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie?
A chick flick.
Why don’t chickens wear pants?
Their peckers are on their face.
Why did the chicken go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
The chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances.
The police suspect fowl play.
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
She was no spring chicken.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?
A Hensemble.
What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, look what marma-laid!
What do chickens study in school?
Eggonomics.
Why can’t a rooster ever get rich?
Because he works for chicken feed.
I don't agree with battery hens.
Surely they'd lay bigger eggs if they were plugged into the mains.
Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Fry-Day.
How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
He wanted to get to the other slide.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?
An eggs-traterrestrial.
Is chicken soup good for your health?
Not if you’re the chicken.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
It was egg-spelled.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?
An alarm cluck.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
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