What do you call a chicken that crosses the road?
Poultry in motion.
What do chickens call school tests?
Eggs-aminations.
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
Why don’t chickens wear pants?
Their peckers are on their face.
What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie?
A chick flick.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
Why do chickens rinse their mouth out with soap?
Because of all the fowl language.
When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder.
They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it already had drumsticks.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?
A dirty double-crossing chicken.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.
What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, look what marma-laid!
How did the headless chicken cross the road?
In a KFC bucket.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
She was no spring chicken.
When do chickens go to bed?
Half past hen!
What do chickens study in school?
Eggonomics.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A poultry-geist.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be.
I ate an omelette for breakfast…
but I’m still feeling peckish.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
What do you call the door to a chicken barn?
The hen-trance.
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
It was egg-spelled.
Is chicken soup good for your health?
Not if you’re the chicken.
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