What did the mom say to her kitten when she caught him slouching? Paw attention to your paw-sture!
What do you use to brush a dead cat? A catacomb!
If there were ten cats in a boat and one jumped out, how many would be left? None, because they were all copycats!
What is a cat’s favorite piece of artwork? The paw-trait of Meowna Lisa.
What kind of cat works for the Red Cross? A first-aid kit!
What do cats do after watching a play? Give a round of a-paws.
What is a cat’s favorite type of water? Purr-ified!
Who wears red and brings catnip to sleeping kittens? Santa Claws!
Dogs can’t operate an MRI machine… but catscan.
How is cat food sold? Usually, purr can!
Have you ever seen a catfish? No, how did he hold the rod and reel?
What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew!
What do cats build to prepare for war? Cat-apults.
Why was the doctor’s favorite patient a cat? Because she has nine lives!
Why couldn’t the old cat see? He suffered from car-aracts
What’s the difference between a comma and a cat?
One has the paws before the claws, the other has the clause before the pause.
Why couldn’t the dog say, “Ahhh”?
Because the cat got his tongue.
What do cats eat on hot days?
Mice cream.
What does a cat say when it gets injured? MeOWWW!
Where do cats go when they lose their tail? A re-tail store!
Why did the cat run away from the tree? Because of its bark!
What type of cats usually purr the best? Purr-sians!
What is a cat’s favorite deal? Buy one, get one furry.
What did the cat say when it saw something scary? That freaks meowt!
What do you call a cat that was caught by the police? The purr-petrator.
What do you call a cat that works at a printing shop?
A copy cat.
What does a cat wear to stop smelling? Antipurrspirant!
What did the kitten do when she wanted to order something? She looked in the cat-alog!
Why did the cat keep meow-ing? It didn’t want to be fur-gotten.
What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog … because he croaks every night!
Where did the independent cat decide to live? In Catalonia!
My two cats had a fight today.
They soon hissed and made up though.
What is a cat’s favorite state of America? Connecti-cat.
Why do cats have minty breath? Because they use mousewash
Why did the cat get fined? He was caught littering
How did the kittens express their love for each other? In Holy Catrimony
What steps do you take when you see a tiger running towards you? Big ones!
What do you call a cat teacher? A purr-fessor
Why can a leopard never hide for long? It’s always spotted
What is a cat’s favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
Where did the kittens go on a school field trip? To the mewseum
Why do cats not laugh at jokes? They take things too litter-ally.
Where do cats go when they die? Purr-gatory.
Where do kittens learn to move around? On the catwalk
What happened when the kitten turned one? She had a birthday paw-ty.
What is a cat’s favorite movie? The Sound of Mew-sic.
There is a rule that cats can shed hair on anything in the house… It is called fur-niture for a reason!
What did the cat say when something bad happened? That’s un-fur-tunate!
Did you hear about the cat that ate a ball of yarn? She had a litter of mittens.
I painted a picture of my cat’s feet today.
You could say it was a paw-trait.
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