What did the lion say to his cubs when he was first teaching them how to hunt? Don’t cross the road until you see the zebra crossing!
What is a cat’s favorite game to play with a mouse? Catch!
What do cats wear to bed? Paw-jamas.
Why did the cat get fined? He was caught littering
Where do cats go when they die? Purr-gatory.
Why did the cat run away from the tree? Because of its bark!
Did you hear about the cat who drank ten bowls of water? It set a new lap record
What does a cat say when it gets injured? MeOWWW!
What happens to great actors? They get nominated for an a-cat-emy award!
What is a cat’s favorite TV show? The evening mews.
What do cats read in the morning? The mewspaper!
What happened to the cat that went to the flea circus? She stole the whole show.
What is a cat’s favorite state of America? Connecti-cat.
Why couldn’t the dog say, “Ahhh”?
Because the cat got his tongue.
What type of cats usually purr the best? Purr-sians!
What is a cat’s favorite Tom Hanks character? Furrest Gump.
What did the cat say when it saw something scary? That freaks meowt!
What is a cat’s favorite type of bird? An e-mew!
Why are cats such great singers? Because they’re very mewsical
What do you call a cat that has a hundred legs? A cat-erpillar.
What is a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse!
What type of cat belongs to the baker? One that’s pure-bread
What type of cat will keep your garden looking nice and tidy? A lawn meower.
What did the kitten say after a disaster? That was cat-astrophic
What do you call a cat that is scared of small spaces? Clawstrophobic!
What is a cat’s favorite book? The Princess and the Paw-per.
What is a cat’s favorite kitchen tool? The whisk-er.
What did the mom say to her kitten when she caught him slouching? Paw attention to your paw-sture!
What steps do you take when you see a tiger running towards you? Big ones!
Where did the kittens go on a school field trip? To the mewseum
What do cats build to prepare for war? Cat-apults.
What do kittens wear? Dia-purrs!
What is a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple.
Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water?
They set a new lap record.
What do cats do after watching a play? Give a round of a-paws.
What did Spock say to his cat? Live long and paw-sper.
Why didn’t the boy believe the tiger? Because he thought it was a lion!
My husband was allergic to my cat so I knew I had to get rid of him… so I’m looking to rehome Gerry, he’s thirty-five and works in accounting!
Did you hear about the cat that ate a ball of yarn? She had a litter of mittens.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxi cabs.
What is a cat’s favorite movie? The Sound of Mew-sic.
What do you use to brush a dead cat? A catacomb!
What did the happy cat say? Stay paw-sitive!
What happened when the kitten turned one? She had a birthday paw-ty.
What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog … because he croaks every night!
Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court?
For kitty littering.
Where does a cat keep its coins? In its purr-se.
Who wears red and brings catnip to sleeping kittens? Santa Claws!
What is a cat’s favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
What is a cat’s favorite type of water? Purr-ified!
Where do kittens learn to move around? On the catwalk
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