Where does a cat keep its coins? In its purr-se.
What do cats build to prepare for war? Cat-apults.
What is a cat’s favorite game to play with a mouse? Catch!
What happened to the cat that went to the flea circus? She stole the whole show.
What did the scientist’s cat say? I think I’ve lost an electron, I’m pawsitive!
My husband was allergic to my cat so I knew I had to get rid of him… so I’m looking to rehome Gerry, he’s thirty-five and works in accounting!
What is a cat’s favorite state of America? Connecti-cat.
What did the mom say to her kitten when she caught him slouching? Paw attention to your paw-sture!
My two cats had a fight today.
They soon hissed and made up though.
What is a cat’s favorite horror movie? The Purrrge!
What did the cat do to someone she had wronged? She a-paw-logized.
Why did the cat decide to sleep under the car? Because she wanted to wake up oily!
What do you use to brush a dead cat? A catacomb!
What is a cat’s favorite Tom Hanks character? Furrest Gump.
What happened to the vet that was accused of negligence? They were sued for meow-practice
Why was the cat not allowed on the computer? Because she tried to catch the mouse!
What is a cat’s favorite deal? Buy one, get one furry.
Why can a leopard never hide for long? It’s always spotted
What is a cat’s favorite piece of artwork? The paw-trait of Meowna Lisa.
What is a cat’s favorite movie? The Sound of Mew-sic.
What’s the difference between a comma and a cat?
One has the paws before the claws, the other has the clause before the pause.
What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew!
What did the kitten do when she wanted to order something? She looked in the cat-alog!
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangaroo? A stripy jumper!
Did you hear about the cat who drank ten bowls of water? It set a new lap record
What is a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse!
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot? A carrot!
What happens to great actors? They get nominated for an a-cat-emy award!
What did the happy cat say? Stay paw-sitive!
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxi cabs.
Who wears red and brings catnip to sleeping kittens? Santa Claws!
What is a cat’s favorite vegetable? As-purr-agus.
What did Spock say to his cat? Live long and paw-sper.
Why didn’t the boy believe the tiger? Because he thought it was a lion!
Why did the cat get fined? He was caught littering
What do you get when you cross a tiger and a snowman? Frost-bite!
What type of cat lives under the sea? A purr-maid.
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and the other has a pause at the end of a clause.
What sport does a cat play? Hairball!
Where do kittens learn to move around? On the catwalk
What do cats do after watching a play? Give a round of a-paws.
Did you hear about the cat that ate a ball of yarn? She had a litter of mittens.
What did the kitten say after a disaster? That was cat-astrophic
What do you call a cat that is scared of small spaces? Clawstrophobic!
What do you call a cat that has a hundred legs? A cat-erpillar.
What is a cat’s favorite type of bird? An e-mew!
What type of cat belongs to the baker? One that’s pure-bread
Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water?
They set a new lap record.
Why was the doctor’s favorite patient a cat? Because she has nine lives!
What did the cat say when it saw something scary? That freaks meowt!
Why did the cat keep meow-ing? It didn’t want to be fur-gotten.
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