A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
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