The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
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