Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
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