Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
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