What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
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