I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
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