A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
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