What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
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