Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
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