What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
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