Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
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