Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
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