What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
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