What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
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