What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
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