What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
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