How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
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