Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
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