What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
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