What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
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