What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
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