What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
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