What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
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