What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.