How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
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