I tried riding a camel instead of a horse once.
It had its ups and downs.
I went to the zoo the other day and saw an alligator that will only eat finely chopped food.
It was an alligrator.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
Did you hear the horse and the pig are dating?
They’re in a stable relationship.
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
Elephants will toil all day, and they work for peanuts.
Q. Why was the lady baboon so atrracted to the big gorilla?
A. 'Cause he had s*x ape-peal.
What is an owl who has been caught called?
A spotted owl.
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
What’s the best way to make a bull sweat?
Put him in a tight jumper.
I told the other alligator to stay outside, he cai-man anyway.
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
What does a horse call her best friend?
Her mane chick.
What do you call a spiders child?
An arach-kid.
What is a bear’s favorite drink?
Koka-Koala.
What fish perform at the circus?
Clown fish!
What do you call a veterinarian that specializes in canines?
A dogtor.
The manager for that dairy farm was referred to as the cow-ordinator.
Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo York.
What did Papa Pig shout at his kids in the car?
“Stop swining! We’re nearly there.”
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they wouldn't take a bath!
What does a squirrel wear on its feet?
Cashews
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
I got in a fight with a crab yesterday.
When I punched him he ran, goon.
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
What happens to great actors? They get nominated for an a-cat-emy award!
What do cats eat on hot days?
Mice cream.
What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?
Ant-ten-eye.
Q. What can a buck take after a night of drinking at a stag party?
A. Elk-a-seltzer.
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff.
Baa dum tssssss.
I went to a mosquito themed restaurant.
It wasn't very good, though. After a few bites I got up and left.
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
Where do parrots invest their money?
In the stork market
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Hide and Speak!
What do you get if you cross a whale with an elephant?
A submarine with a built-in snorkel.
Why does the dolphin kingdom never go to war?
Because it would defeat the porpoise.
What do you get if you stand between two llamas?
Llamanated.
When a pig takes out a loan, he becomes a boar-ower.
How does a kangaroo win a gold medal?
In the long jump.
What do you call a penguin in a shell suit?
An egg.
What is a cat’s favorite class at school? Hiss-tory!
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
What do you call a Mexican snake?
Hisssspanic.
What sound does a space turkey make? Hubble, Hubble, Hubble!
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