The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
Flaked tuna is a great product for both campers, and dolphins
It's truly useful for all in tents, and porpoises.
Why did the scientist use a drink container to communicate with dolphins?
Because a bottle knows dolphin.
The lobster is one shell of an animal.
Why do Dachshunds nap in the sun?
Because they’re hot dogs.
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
Which sea creatures cry the most?
Whales!
What is a crocodiles favourite dessert?
Brandy snaps.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
How does a penguin build it’s house?
Igloos it together.
Why did the girl pour glue into her fishbowl?
She wanted to make a fish stick!
I used to know two birds who excelled in ballet...
They were two toucans.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxi cabs.
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
What is a seals favorite subject?
Art Art Art Art!
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
Elephants will toil all day, and they work for peanuts.
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
What did the shark say to the whale?
What are you blubbering about?
What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
How do gorillas get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster!
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
What did the deer order to drink at the bar?
Ice cold deer.
How does a shark greet a fish?
Pleased to eat you.
What did Cinderella Dolphin lose?
Her glass flipper!
Q. What do you call gorillaS who just monkey around at the gym?
A. Buff-oons
What did the introverted pig say when asked why they don’t like socializing? “I’m not a people porcine.”
Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
Where does a 500-pound penguin sit?
Anywhere it wants.
Why do bears have sticky fur?
Because they use honey combs.
What would bears be without bees?
Ears.
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
The reason the cow wore a bell around her neck was because her horn didn’t work anymore.
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
Why do bees stay in the hive during the winter?
Swarm.
Why are two parrots better than one? One parrot can't carry a coconut, but toucan!
What happened to the cat that went to the flea circus? She stole the whole show.
I don’t know why everyone is so upset about untraditional family structures, it’s been happening in the animal world for years. For example, all water buffalos have three parents.
One oxygen buffalo and two hydrogen buffalos.
I told my husband that the National Zoo's sloth bear gave birth but ate two of the three babies. He said "now she's guilty of 2 deadly sins: sloth and gluttony."
What do bees chew?
Bubmble gum.
According to pig etiquette, piglets are meant to be porcine and not heard.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
The hotel said NO DOGS ALLOWED.
I guess it was a little too paw-sh.
When the wolf stood on the grape, the latter said nothing but let out a little bit of a wine.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangaroo? A stripy jumper!
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