Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
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