Why did Jesus ask Judas to crave the turkey?
Beause he knows he likes stabbing others in the back.
If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one? Goblet.
What do you call it when a family passes down a turkey recipe?
Copy and basting.
Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play
What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself!
What do you call a turkey's evil twin?
A Gobblegänger.
What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The turkey trot
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"? Because they never learned good table manners!
What did they Turkey say to the blade of grass? Nice knawing you!
What kind of key has no lock?
A turkey.
What's the best way to stuff a turkey? Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!
What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son? If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
When is a turkey scary?
When it's a goblin.
What's more amazing than a talking turkey? A spelling bee!
My wife has been giving me a hard time about my drinking. Eventually, I agreed to quit cold turkey.
Never cared for leftovers anyway.
Why did the cranberries turn red?
They saw the turkey dressing!
What country has the most birds?
Turkey.
What key has legs and can't open doors? A Turkey.
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