What do you call an turkey with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken's day off!
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? "If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!"
What's more amazing than a talking turkey? A spelling bee!
What's the best way to stuff a turkey? Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!
The turkey says, "gobble, gobble."
I appreciate it when food comes with instructions.
What key has legs and can't open doors? A Turkey.
What sound does a space turkey make? Hubble, Hubble, Hubble!
Why did Jesus ask Judas to crave the turkey?
Beause he knows he likes stabbing others in the back.
What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son? If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
What was the turkey suspected of? Fowl play.
What did they Turkey say to the blade of grass? Nice knawing you!
Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving? The turkey because he's already stuffed!
What do you call it when a family passes down a turkey recipe?
Copy and basting.
What kind of turkey grows on a tree? Poultry.
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside
What does a English turkey say to another English turkey on Thanksgiving morning? "Excuse Me... ahem... To be or not to be roasted, that is the question!"
Who dosent eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey because it is always stuffed.
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit? A poultrygeist!
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