What to spiders eat in Paris?
French flies.
What do you call a guy who believes in ethical treatment of spiders?
Peta Parker.
How tall is a spider?
Eight foot.
My son wanted a pet spider but they're to expensive.
I told him I'll get him one off the web.
What’s a spiders favorite barbecue food?
Corn on the cobweb.
A spider crawled under my keyboard a few minutes ago.
Good news: I’ve got it under Ctrl.
I killed a spider with soap
He got a clean death.
Due to social distancing, I had a conversation with a spider today,
Seems nice, he’s a web designer.
Why did the spider crawl up the elephants leg the second time?
It got pissed off the first time.
What do you call Spider-Man at his full potential
Petest Parkest.
What does Spider-man become when he joins the circus?
an aracnobat.
What do you call a spider with ten eyes?
A spiiiiiiiiiider.
A spider saw a car he liked at the dealership and decided to take it out for a spin.
People in Iran are scared of spiders
But in Iraq, no phobia.
A spider called a tech support office.
He needed help connecting to the web.
My sister asked me for some spider puns.
I told her to look them up on the web.
How does spider man always come up with such clever comebacks?
Because with great power, comes great response ability.
What do you call a spiders child?
An arach-kid.
Why do spider-musicians always have such long concert tours?
Because they have so many legs.