What did the snail say as he slipped down the wall? How slime flies!
Why doesn't McDonald's serve escargot? Because it's not fast food.
What does a snail wear to go dancing?? Escargogo boots.
Where do you find giant snails? At the end of giants fingers!
What did the snail say to the other who had hit him and run off? I'll get you next slime!
How do snails get their shells so shiny? They use snail varnish!
How do snails make important calls? On shell phones.
What happens when two snails get into a fight? They slug it out!
What is the definition of a slug? A snail with a housing problem!
I felt so guilty after I stepped on a snail this morning. You should of seen him, he looked genuinely crushed.
Why is the snail the strongest animal? Because he carries a house on his back!
What was the snail doing on the highway? About one mile a day!
What happened when Turbo lost his shell? He began to feel sluggish.
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