I thought swimming with the dolphins was expensive, but swimming with the sharks cost me an arm and a leg!
How did the shark do on his test?
Fin-Tastic!
What do you call a rubber bumper on a yacht?
A shark absorber.
What’s a shark’s favorite movie?
The Shaw-shark Redemption.
What’s the great white shark’s favorite candy?
Jaw-Breakers.
What kind of shark is always gambling?
A card shark.
What do you get when you cross a banker with a fish?
A loan shark
I was at the beach today when I saw a man in the sea yelling “Help, shark! Help!”
I just laughed. I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
I just saw a huge killer fish singing and playing guitar in the city center.
I think it must be a busking shark.
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