I’ve just read that according to statistics, donkeys kill more people every year than sharks.
I better watch my ass.
The last ten times I’ve been to a fancy dress party, I’ve gone as a shark.
The joke’s wearing fin.
How does a shark greet a fish?
Pleased to eat you.
What kind of sharks make good carpenters?
Hammerheads.
Where are sharks from?
Finland!
What do yuppie sharks like to drink?
Jaw-va.
What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?
You get as far away as possible.
What do sharks order at McDonalds?
A quarter flounder.
Who gives sharks presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws.