What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
It got lockjaw.
Who gives sharks presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws.
What’s a shark’s favorite bible story?
Noah’s Shark.
Did you hear about the aquarium owner?
His shark was worse than his pike.
What kind of shark is always gambling?
A card shark.
What do you call a shark that can’t stop singing “U Cant Touch This?”
An M.C. Hammerhead.
I had a nightmare about being attacked by a shark.
When I woke up I realized it was just a bream.
Calling my new dog “Shark” was a mistake.
I’ve been banned from all my local beaches.
What type of ice cream do fish like to eat?
Shark-o-late!
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