What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
A bird that talks in morse code!
My pet parrot, Nickel, just passed away.
Now I have a Nickel-less cage.
If you have a parrot, it says a lot about you!
My uncles petshop really started doing well when he started selling parrots. They literally flew off the shelves.
What can one parrot do?
Not as much as toucan.
If I had a talking parrot, the first thing I would teach it to say is "Help, they've turned me into a parrot!"
My friend said, "I bought a parrot for my son that has red and blue feathers."
I said, "Your son must look very strange."
Why are parrots so good at imitations? They love parrot-y! (parody)
I'm giving away my legless parrot, no perches necessary!
What do you name a synthetic parrot?
PollyEster
A well-loved parrot died, and was digitally immortalized in a 3D rendering.
Polygon but not forgotten.
What does the parrot get at the end of a restaurant meal? The bill!
Where do parrots invest their money?
In the stork market
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
I went into a pet shop and said: "I would like a pet parrot for my daughter."
Confused, the owner replied: "Sorry, we don't do swaps."
What do you call a parrot without feathers? Bald!
Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A. A walkie talkie!
Why are parrots so loyal? They are a man of their bird!
Why did the parrot cross the road? Just beak-ause!
What does the mummy parrot say to her baby? Beak-areful!
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