Why was the little bear so spoiled?
Because its mother panda’d to its every whim!
What’s black and white and stands in the corner?
A naughty panda.
What do you give a panda when it is sick?
Pandadol.
What goes white black white black white black red?
A panda that falls from a cliff.
Why do pandas like old movies?
Because they’re in black and white.