What happened when they planted new bamboo trees at the zoo?
It was pandamonium out there!
Did you hear about the panda that had a slight stutter?
Seems it’s a story that bears repeating.
How do you make a panda?
Punch a polar bear in the eyes.
Did you know that you only need two letters to spell Panda?
You just need P and A.
What do you call a large group of sick pandas?
A Pandamic.
What’s a Chinese bear’s favorite organ of the body?
The panda-creas.