What happens if an owl doesn't wash?
It smells fowl.
Where do owls go on their honeymoon?
Their love nest.
Why do owl babies take after their dad?
Like feather, like son.
What do you call a smartass bird of prey?
A know it owl.
Did you hear about the birds of prey who opened up a resort?
It was for owl seasons.
My pet owl will soon turn 180.
He's not old, he just has a bad neck.
What do confused owls say?
Too-whit-to-why?
Why doesn’t an owl study for a test?
They prefer to wing it.
What was the owl’s favorite Whitney Houston song?
Owl always love you.
What do you get when you cross an owl with an oyster?
Pearls of wisdom.
I was talking to a barn owl last night, when I mentioned that I'd just got engaged.
He said, "You twit! To who?"
What's the difference between a sniper with Parkinson's Disease and a constipated owl?
One can shoot but can't hit...
What is an owl’s favorite Beatles’ song?
Owl you need is love.
Why did the owl 'owl?
Because the Woodpecker would peck 'er.
What is a medieval owl called?
A knight owl.
What's the most common form of owl-on-owl violence?
Drive by hooting.
What did the owl say to the judge?
I’m talon you, it wasn’t me.
What did the owl booty text his girlfriend?
I’ve been thinking about you owl night long.
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