Why are owls so good at math?
They excel at owlgebra.
What does an owl need after having a bath?
A t-owl.
What kind of gang violence is common among owls?
A drive by hooting.
What's an owl's favorite subject at school?
Owl-gebra.
What is an owl’s dream occupation?
Flight attendant.
What is an owl’s favorite Beatles’ song?
Owl you need is love.
Why did the owl 'owl?
Because the Woodpecker would peck 'er.
What sits in a tree and says "Hoots mon, hoots mon?"
A Scottish owl.
What did the owl booty text his girlfriend?
I’ve been thinking about you owl night long.
Why do owls shower so often?
So they don’t smell fowl.
An owl had a sore throat but wasn't bothered.
He couldn't give a hoot.
My dyslexia has reached a new owl.
What was the owl’s favorite Whitney Houston song?
Owl always love you.
I've just thought of a really funny owl joke, but I can't use it until 2/8/20.
Did you hear about the birds of prey on black Friday?
It was a free for owl.
What did the owl’s valentine say?
You are hootiful.
I was talking to a barn owl last night, when I mentioned that I'd just got engaged.
He said, "You twit! To who?"
My pet owl will soon turn 180.
He's not old, he just has a bad neck.
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