What's the difference between an owl and an Irish funeral?
One's awake in the night and the other's a wake in the day.
What's an owl's favorite Beatles song?
Owl You Need Is Love.
Did you hear the gossip about the owl who hooked up with his boss?
I won’t tell you hoo.
What do you call a smartass bird of prey?
A know it owl.
What did the owl’s valentine say?
You are hootiful.
What do confused owls say?
Too-whit-to-why?
What kind of gang violence is common among owls?
A drive by hooting.
Why do owls make such bad baseball players?
Their hits are always fowl.
What is an owl’s dream occupation?
Flight attendant.
What do you get when you cross an owl with an oyster?
Pearls of wisdom.
What does a well-educated owl say?
Whom.
Why do owl babies take after their dad?
Like feather, like son.
My dyslexia has reached a new owl.
What is an owl who has been caught called?
A spotted owl.
Did you hear about the birds of prey who opened up a resort?
It was for owl seasons.
What sits in a tree and says "Hoots mon, hoots mon?"
A Scottish owl.
Why doesn’t an owl study for a test?
They prefer to wing it.
What does an owl need after having a bath?
A t-owl.
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