What do confused owls say?
Too-whit-to-why?
What is an owl who has been caught called?
A spotted owl.
Why do owls shower so often?
So they don’t smell fowl.
Why did the owl join Tinder?
He didn’t want to be owl by himself.
What is an owl’s favorite Beatles’ song?
Owl you need is love.
What sits in a tree and says "Hoots mon, hoots mon?"
A Scottish owl.
Why shouldn’t you tell an owl your secrets?
They’re always talon everyone.
What do you call an owl dressed in armor?
A knight owl.
What is a medieval owl called?
A knight owl.
What did the owl say to the judge?
I’m talon you, it wasn’t me.
Did you hear about the owl party?
It was a hoot.
What's the difference between a sniper with Parkinson's Disease and a constipated owl?
One can shoot but can't hit...
Why do owls make such bad baseball players?
Their hits are always fowl.
Did you hear the gossip about the owl who hooked up with his boss?
I won’t tell you hoo.
Why are owls so good at math?
They excel at owlgebra.
What's an owl's favorite Beatles song?
Owl You Need Is Love.
My dyslexia has reached a new owl.
Why did the owl invite his friends over?
He didn't want to be owl by himself.
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