Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
A mouse organ!
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk? Dirty looks from the mouse!
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
What’s a mouse favourite family sitcom?
Full Mouse.
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them? Mice Krispies!
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
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