What did the monkey say when he cut off his tail?
It won’t be long now.
Why did the chimpanzee cross the road?
Because he had to take care of some monkey business.
Why did the thieves kidnap the monkey?
Because they believed in gibbon take.
What kind of underwear do monkeys wear?
Chimpantsies.
What kind of monkey likes seafood?
A shrimpanzee.
What do you call a flying monkey?
A hot air baboon.