How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?
Wave to it.
If a monkey has thirty bananas in one hand and forty bananas in the other hand, what does he have?
Very big hands.
What do you call monkeys who share an Amazon account?
Prime mates.
What does a monkey wear while cooking?
An ape-ron.
Where do monkeys go to drink?
To the monkey bars.
Where does a 2,000 pound gorilla sit?
Anywhere it wants to.
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