What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A baboom.
If a monkey has thirty bananas in one hand and forty bananas in the other hand, what does he have?
Very big hands.
What do you call monkeys who share an Amazon account?
Prime mates.
What kind of monkey likes seafood?
A shrimpanzee.
What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?
Anything you want, he can’t hear you.
Why don’t monkeys play cards in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.