Our lobster neighbors never give us gifts during the holidays!
They’re so shellfish.
Just had Lobster Bisque for the first time!
It was souper good!
Have you seen my lobster?
I'm worried he might by a lost claws.
What do you get if you cross a lobster with a telephone?
A snappy talk.
Where does a lobster keep its clothes?
In the clawset!
Stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2. I paid my $2 and he said...
Once upon a time there was this lobster...
What do you call a lobster that's afraid of tight spaces?
Claw-strophobic
What do you call a lobster with a Christmas hat?
Santa Claws
The lobster is one shell of an animal.
How does a lobster answer the phone?
"Shello?"
Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea-weed.
A lobster's favorite shot in tennis?
The lob.
My lobster's name is:
Claude
I met this really beautiful crustacean, but I lobst her number.
Why do people like working at the Red Lobster?
It helps them get out of their shell.
here do lobsters go to borrow money? The prawn broker.
What's worse than lobsters on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
What's the difference between a lobster and a Chinese man who's been run over by a bus?
Ones a crustaecian and the other is a crushed Asian.
What’s the difference between a greyhound station and a lobster with a boob job?
One’s a crusty bus-station, the other’s a busty crustacean.
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