What do you call a lobster with a Christmas hat?
Santa Claws
here do lobsters go to borrow money? The prawn broker.
Why do people like working at the Red Lobster?
It helps them get out of their shell.
Where does a lobster keep its clothes?
In the clawset!
A lobster's favorite shot in tennis?
The lob.
Have you seen my lobster?
I'm worried he might by a lost claws.
Just had Lobster Bisque for the first time!
It was souper good!
Our lobster neighbors never give us gifts during the holidays!
They’re so shellfish.
What's worse than lobsters on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
What’s the difference between a greyhound station and a lobster with a boob job?
One’s a crusty bus-station, the other’s a busty crustacean.
Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea-weed.
What's the difference between a lobster and a Chinese man who's been run over by a bus?
Ones a crustaecian and the other is a crushed Asian.
What do you get if you cross a lobster with a telephone?
A snappy talk.
How does a lobster answer the phone?
"Shello?"
My lobster's name is:
Claude
I met this really beautiful crustacean, but I lobst her number.
Stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2. I paid my $2 and he said...
Once upon a time there was this lobster...
The lobster is one shell of an animal.
What do you call a lobster that's afraid of tight spaces?
Claw-strophobic
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