Why do people like working at the Red Lobster?
It helps them get out of their shell.
Our lobster neighbors never give us gifts during the holidays!
They’re so shellfish.
My lobster's name is:
Claude
A lobster's favorite shot in tennis?
The lob.
Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea-weed.
Where does a lobster keep its clothes?
In the clawset!
What’s the difference between a greyhound station and a lobster with a boob job?
One’s a crusty bus-station, the other’s a busty crustacean.
Have you seen my lobster?
I'm worried he might by a lost claws.
Stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2. I paid my $2 and he said...
Once upon a time there was this lobster...
Just had Lobster Bisque for the first time!
It was souper good!
here do lobsters go to borrow money? The prawn broker.
What do you get if you cross a lobster with a telephone?
A snappy talk.
I met this really beautiful crustacean, but I lobst her number.
The lobster is one shell of an animal.
How does a lobster answer the phone?
"Shello?"
What do you call a lobster that's afraid of tight spaces?
Claw-strophobic
What's the difference between a lobster and a Chinese man who's been run over by a bus?
Ones a crustaecian and the other is a crushed Asian.
What's worse than lobsters on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
What do you call a lobster with a Christmas hat?
Santa Claws
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