What do you get if you cross a lobster with a telephone?
A snappy talk.
here do lobsters go to borrow money? The prawn broker.
What's the difference between a lobster and a Chinese man who's been run over by a bus?
Ones a crustaecian and the other is a crushed Asian.
Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea-weed.
What do you call a lobster with a Christmas hat?
Santa Claws
The lobster is one shell of an animal.
Why do people like working at the Red Lobster?
It helps them get out of their shell.
How does a lobster answer the phone?
"Shello?"
Have you seen my lobster?
I'm worried he might by a lost claws.
Stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2. I paid my $2 and he said...
Once upon a time there was this lobster...
What's worse than lobsters on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
My lobster's name is:
Claude
Our lobster neighbors never give us gifts during the holidays!
They’re so shellfish.
Just had Lobster Bisque for the first time!
It was souper good!
What’s the difference between a greyhound station and a lobster with a boob job?
One’s a crusty bus-station, the other’s a busty crustacean.
What do you call a lobster that's afraid of tight spaces?
Claw-strophobic
A lobster's favorite shot in tennis?
The lob.
Where does a lobster keep its clothes?
In the clawset!
I met this really beautiful crustacean, but I lobst her number.
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