What do you call a lobster that's afraid of tight spaces?
Claw-strophobic
A lobster's favorite shot in tennis?
The lob.
I met this really beautiful crustacean, but I lobst her number.
Why do people like working at the Red Lobster?
It helps them get out of their shell.
My lobster's name is:
Claude
The lobster is one shell of an animal.
What do you get if you cross a lobster with a telephone?
A snappy talk.
Stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2. I paid my $2 and he said...
Once upon a time there was this lobster...
Have you seen my lobster?
I'm worried he might by a lost claws.
What's the difference between a lobster and a Chinese man who's been run over by a bus?
Ones a crustaecian and the other is a crushed Asian.
What’s the difference between a greyhound station and a lobster with a boob job?
One’s a crusty bus-station, the other’s a busty crustacean.
Our lobster neighbors never give us gifts during the holidays!
They’re so shellfish.
Where does a lobster keep its clothes?
In the clawset!
Just had Lobster Bisque for the first time!
It was souper good!
here do lobsters go to borrow money? The prawn broker.
How does a lobster answer the phone?
"Shello?"
What do you call a lobster with a Christmas hat?
Santa Claws
Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea-weed.
What's worse than lobsters on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
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