Who was the most infamous terrorist in llama history?
Osama Bin Llama.
What’s a llama’s favorite movie?
Alpacalypse Now.
What do you call a secret group of llamas?
The i-llama-nati.
Who’s a llama’s favorite actor?
Al Pacacino.
What did the llama say when the other llama asked if they wanted to go on holiday?
Alpaca suitcase.
What do you get when you cross a tortoise and a llama?
A turtle-neck sweater.
Who’s a llama’s favorite composer?
Wolfgang Llamadeus Mozart.
What do llamas always reply when you thank them?
No probllama.
What’s a llama’s favorite song?
Llama Chameleon.
What did the llama get when he graduated school?
A dipllama.
What did the llama say when he found out he had been robbed?
“I’ve been fleeced!”
What do llamas say when you tell them something obvious?
“No spit, Sherlock.”
I tried to phone the spiritual leader of Tibet once, but I was sent a big goat with a long neck instead.
I must have phoned Dial-a-Llama by mistake.
Who’s a llama’s favorite pop singer?
Llama Del Ray.
What’s a llama’s favorite drink?
Llamanade.
What do llamas always say when they introduce themselves?
“Fleeced to meet you.”
How do llamas say “Merry Christmas” in Spanish?
Fleece Navidad.
Why don’t Alpacas like singing with background music?
They prefer to sing alpacapella.
What do you get if you stand between two llamas?
Llamanated.
Who’s a llama’s favorite U.S. president?
Barack Ollama.
What did the llama say when he was invited to the picnic?
Alpaca lunch.
What do you call a stampeding herd of llamas?
The alpacalypse.
What sound does a llama’s doorbell make?
Llama llama ding dong.
Where do llamas go on vacation?
Alpacapuco.
What do llamas always say after yoga class?
“Llamaste.”
What do llamas do when they eat outside together?
They have an alpacanic.
What do llamas call the end of the world?
Llamageddon.
Llama know if you don’t like these puns and alpaca my suitcase and leave!
What did the llama say to the grass?
“Nice gnawing you!”
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