Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!
Why did the bear quit his second job?
Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.
Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
How do you know when a baby koala bear is happy? You’ll see them jump for joey!
Why didn’t the koala bear get the job? He was underkoalafied. How did he fix this? By going back to koalage.
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you? A bite-mare.
How did the little koala bear stop the movie? She hit the paws button.
What do you call a koala with a negative attitude? The bearer of bad news.
What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation? They grin and bear it.
Was the koala able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon? Bearly.
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
What does a koala do before making any kind of appointment? He always checks his koalander.
What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand? One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What’s another popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing? “Joey to the World”, of course!
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
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