What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
What does a koala do before making any kind of appointment? He always checks his koalander.
When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
What’s another popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing? “Joey to the World”, of course!
What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you? A bite-mare.
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
How do you know when a baby koala bear is happy? You’ll see them jump for joey!
What do you call a koala with a negative attitude? The bearer of bad news.
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
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