Goat milk?
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
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