What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
Something’s goat to give.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
Whatever floats your goat.
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
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