Why don’t giraffes do drugs?
Because they’re naturally high.
What happened when the two giraffes had a race?
It was neck and neck.
How was the first giraffe made?
Chuck Norris uppercut a horse.
What is a giraffe’s favorite fruit?
Necktarines.
Why is a giraffe’s neck so long?
Because its head is so far from its body.
Why don’t most restaurants serve giraffe?
Because it’s a tall order.
Why don’t giraffes make good pets?
They’re too high maintenance.
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because their feet smell.
What’s green and hangs from trees?
Giraffe snot.
What do you get if cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle-neck jumper.
What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?
Neck-romance-y.
What’s worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
A centipede with athlete’s foot.
What do you call a giraffe winning a horse race?
A long shot.
Have you heard the joke about the giraffe’s neck?
Let me warn you, it’s a long one.
Why wasn’t the giraffe invited to the party?
He was a pain in the neck.
I had a bet on a giraffe race yesterday but my selection lost.
It was nowhere near winning – it lost by a neck.
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Because it takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
An introvert elephant and an emo giraffe walked into a bar.
They couldn’t fit in.
What do you call a zoo that has only giraffes in it?
Giraffic Park.
What do you get when two giraffes run into each other?
A giraffic jam.
Today I learned that a giraffe’s neck is so strong a human can climb up it.
Also, I got banned from my local zoo.
What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
An extra long toilet brush.
What do you call it when a giraffe swallows a toy jet?
A plane in the neck.
What do you call a royal giraffe?
Your highness.
What did Dracula say when he saw a giraffe for the first time?
I’d like to get to gnaw you.
What do you get when you cross a giraffe and a pig?
Bacon and legs.
The worst part about being a giraffe…
Is having a lot of time to think about your mistakes when you’re sinking into quicksand.
Why did the giraffe graduate early?
He was head and shoulders above the rest of the class.
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