What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
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