There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
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