Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
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