What do you call an elephant that’s never clean?
A smelly-phant.
Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.
What’s big and grey and wears a mask?
The elephantom of the opera.
What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinderella-phant.
Why did the elephant ask to borrow a suitcase?
Because he only had a little trunk.
What's the opposite of an elephant?
An eleph-antonym.
What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Looking after more than one elephant at a time requires the ability to multi-tusk.
Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?
Elephanta Claus.
Elephants will toil all day, and they work for peanuts.
What do you call an elephant that never washes?
A smelly-phant.
An elephant's opinion carries a lot of weight.
How do elephants bathe?
With their trunks on.
Why did the elephant start the stampede?
Because it wanted to be herd.
What animals were last to leave the ark?
The elephants as they had to pack their trunks.
Why don’t elephants use computers?
Because they’re afraid of the mouse.
What do you call a flying elephant?
A jumbo jet.
What do you call an elephant with rotors?
A Nellie-copter.
What’s an elephant’s favorite sport?
Squash.
I had a job circumcising elephants.
The base salary wasn't great, but the tips were huge.
What’s an elephant’s secret talent?
They’re great at multi-tusking.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?
Eleph-ino! (Sounds like "Hell if I know!")
What do you call an elephant with an aerial on his head?
An elephant-enna.
What do you call a light-headed elephant?
An ele-faint.
What do you get when you cross two fish with two elephants?
A pair of swimming trunks.
Hunting elephants is illegal as ivory well know.
Hannibal crossed the Alps because it was safer than crossing the elephants.