What do you get when you cross two fish with two elephants?
A pair of swimming trunks.
Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?
Elephanta Claus.
What do you call an elephant with rotors?
A Nellie-copter.
Looking after more than one elephant at a time requires the ability to multi-tusk.
Hunting elephants is illegal as ivory well know.
An elephant's opinion carries a lot of weight.
Why did the elephant start the stampede?
Because it wanted to be herd.
What’s an elephant’s secret talent?
They’re great at multi-tusking.
What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Elephants will toil all day, and they work for peanuts.
Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.
How do elephants bathe?
With their trunks on.
What's the opposite of an elephant?
An eleph-antonym.
What do you call a light-headed elephant?
An ele-faint.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?
Eleph-ino! (Sounds like "Hell if I know!")
What do you call an elephant that never washes?
A smelly-phant.
Why don’t elephants use computers?
Because they’re afraid of the mouse.
What do you call an elephant that’s never clean?
A smelly-phant.
Why did the elephant ask to borrow a suitcase?
Because he only had a little trunk.
What’s big and grey and wears a mask?
The elephantom of the opera.
What animals were last to leave the ark?
The elephants as they had to pack their trunks.
I had a job circumcising elephants.
The base salary wasn't great, but the tips were huge.
What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinderella-phant.
What do you call an elephant with an aerial on his head?
An elephant-enna.
Hannibal crossed the Alps because it was safer than crossing the elephants.
What’s an elephant’s favorite sport?
Squash.
What do you call a flying elephant?
A jumbo jet.
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