What do you call a flying elephant?
A jumbo jet.
What animals were last to leave the ark?
The elephants as they had to pack their trunks.
What do you get when you cross two fish with two elephants?
A pair of swimming trunks.
Hannibal crossed the Alps because it was safer than crossing the elephants.
I had a job circumcising elephants.
The base salary wasn't great, but the tips were huge.
What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinderella-phant.
What do you call an elephant with an aerial on his head?
An elephant-enna.
Why did the elephant ask to borrow a suitcase?
Because he only had a little trunk.
Hunting elephants is illegal as ivory well know.
What’s an elephant’s favorite sport?
Squash.
What do you call a light-headed elephant?
An ele-faint.
What's the opposite of an elephant?
An eleph-antonym.
Why did the elephant start the stampede?
Because it wanted to be herd.
Looking after more than one elephant at a time requires the ability to multi-tusk.
What do you call an elephant with rotors?
A Nellie-copter.
What’s big and grey and wears a mask?
The elephantom of the opera.
Elephants will toil all day, and they work for peanuts.
What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.
Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?
Elephanta Claus.
An elephant's opinion carries a lot of weight.
What do you call an elephant that’s never clean?
A smelly-phant.
What do you call an elephant that never washes?
A smelly-phant.
Why don’t elephants use computers?
Because they’re afraid of the mouse.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?
Eleph-ino! (Sounds like "Hell if I know!")
How do elephants bathe?
With their trunks on.
What’s an elephant’s secret talent?
They’re great at multi-tusking.
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