What do you call an elephant with an aerial on his head?
An elephant-enna.
Why did the elephant start the stampede?
Because it wanted to be herd.
What’s an elephant’s secret talent?
They’re great at multi-tusking.
What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Why don’t elephants use computers?
Because they’re afraid of the mouse.
Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.
Looking after more than one elephant at a time requires the ability to multi-tusk.
What animals were last to leave the ark?
The elephants as they had to pack their trunks.
What do you call a light-headed elephant?
An ele-faint.
What’s big and grey and wears a mask?
The elephantom of the opera.
Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?
Elephanta Claus.
Elephants will toil all day, and they work for peanuts.
What’s an elephant’s favorite sport?
Squash.
What do you get when you cross two fish with two elephants?
A pair of swimming trunks.
Why did the elephant ask to borrow a suitcase?
Because he only had a little trunk.
What do you call an elephant that’s never clean?
A smelly-phant.
Hunting elephants is illegal as ivory well know.
What's the opposite of an elephant?
An eleph-antonym.
What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinderella-phant.
How do elephants bathe?
With their trunks on.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?
Eleph-ino! (Sounds like "Hell if I know!")
What do you call an elephant with rotors?
A Nellie-copter.
What do you call a flying elephant?
A jumbo jet.
An elephant's opinion carries a lot of weight.
What do you call an elephant that never washes?
A smelly-phant.
I had a job circumcising elephants.
The base salary wasn't great, but the tips were huge.
Hannibal crossed the Alps because it was safer than crossing the elephants.
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