What’s an elephant’s secret talent?
They’re great at multi-tusking.
What’s big and grey and wears a mask?
The elephantom of the opera.
I had a job circumcising elephants.
The base salary wasn't great, but the tips were huge.
What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinderella-phant.
How do elephants bathe?
With their trunks on.
Why did the elephant ask to borrow a suitcase?
Because he only had a little trunk.
Why did the elephant start the stampede?
Because it wanted to be herd.
What do you call an elephant with rotors?
A Nellie-copter.
Looking after more than one elephant at a time requires the ability to multi-tusk.
Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?
Elephanta Claus.
What animals were last to leave the ark?
The elephants as they had to pack their trunks.
Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.
What’s an elephant’s favorite sport?
Squash.
What do you call a light-headed elephant?
An ele-faint.
Hannibal crossed the Alps because it was safer than crossing the elephants.
An elephant's opinion carries a lot of weight.
What do you call an elephant that never washes?
A smelly-phant.
Hunting elephants is illegal as ivory well know.
Elephants will toil all day, and they work for peanuts.
What do you call a flying elephant?
A jumbo jet.
What do you call an elephant with an aerial on his head?
An elephant-enna.
Why don’t elephants use computers?
Because they’re afraid of the mouse.
What do you get when you cross two fish with two elephants?
A pair of swimming trunks.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?
Eleph-ino! (Sounds like "Hell if I know!")
What's the opposite of an elephant?
An eleph-antonym.
What do you call an elephant that’s never clean?
A smelly-phant.
What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
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