Hunting elephants is illegal as ivory well know.
Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.
Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?
Elephanta Claus.
What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinderella-phant.
What do you get when you cross two fish with two elephants?
A pair of swimming trunks.
What animals were last to leave the ark?
The elephants as they had to pack their trunks.
How do elephants bathe?
With their trunks on.
What do you call an elephant that’s never clean?
A smelly-phant.
What’s an elephant’s favorite sport?
Squash.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?
Eleph-ino! (Sounds like "Hell if I know!")
What do you call an elephant that never washes?
A smelly-phant.
Elephants will toil all day, and they work for peanuts.
What’s big and grey and wears a mask?
The elephantom of the opera.
What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
Why did the elephant ask to borrow a suitcase?
Because he only had a little trunk.
Why don’t elephants use computers?
Because they’re afraid of the mouse.
What do you call a light-headed elephant?
An ele-faint.
Hannibal crossed the Alps because it was safer than crossing the elephants.
What's the opposite of an elephant?
An eleph-antonym.
What do you call an elephant with an aerial on his head?
An elephant-enna.
What do you call an elephant with rotors?
A Nellie-copter.
What’s an elephant’s secret talent?
They’re great at multi-tusking.
An elephant's opinion carries a lot of weight.
What do you call a flying elephant?
A jumbo jet.
Looking after more than one elephant at a time requires the ability to multi-tusk.
I had a job circumcising elephants.
The base salary wasn't great, but the tips were huge.
Why did the elephant start the stampede?
Because it wanted to be herd.
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