What did a duck say to the comedian?
You quack me up.
What do ducks get after they eat?
A bill.
Why Was The Teacher Annoyed With The Duck?
Because he wouldn't quit quackin' jokes!
Why did the duck detective get the key to the city?
Because he quacked the case.
What do you get when you put four ducks in a box?
A box of quackers.
What did the drug diller say to the duck?
Are you on quack?
What Did The Duck Say When The Waitress Came?
Put it on my bill!
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because there was a quack in the sidewalk.
Top 25 Funniest Duck Names:
1. James Pond
2. Quack Sparrow
3. Duck Norris
4 Quacks-a-Lot
5 Quackhead
6 Quacko
7. Quackers
8. Nutquacker
9. Quacker Jack
10. Quack Efron
11. Quack Black
12. Moby Duck
13. Quackula
14. Sir Duckington
15. Eggbert
16. Quackers
17. Duckleberry Finn
18. Quacker Jack
19. Lucky Duck
20. Cheese and quackers
21. Quaker Jack
22. Duckingham Palace
23.Waddles
24. Quackie Chan
25 Firequacker
How do you make a duck sing soul music?
Put him in the microwave until his Bill Withers
Did you hear about the bird that couldn’t pass environmental legislation?
He was a lame duck.
Where did the duck go when he was sick? A:
To the ducktor.
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