What did the duck say when he dropped the dishes?
“I hope I didn’t quack any.”
Which side of a duck has the most feathers?
The outside.
How do you make a duck sing soul music?
Put him in the microwave until his Bill Withers
What Do You Call Two Ducks And A Cow?
Quakers and milk.
At What Time Does A Duck Wake Up?
At the quack of dawn.
What happens when a duck flies upside down?
It quacks up
Why does a duck say quack?
Because it can’t say moo.
What says “Quick, Quick”?
A duck with the hiccups
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa?
A Christmas Quacker.
Why Was The Teacher Annoyed With The Duck?
Because he wouldn't quit quackin' jokes!
What Do Ducks Have With Soup?
Quackers
What Do You Call A Duck That Steals?
A robber ducky.
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